I witness

heavy today on the four of five
heavy yesterday, heavy tomorrow
this big chill coming through
a bear makes off with a dumpster
a bear walks into a bar
a black and white bear might be pregnant
the traffic will soon go backwards
cold in the desert today, 89
some Brits had a kid, a big deal
boy, is he going to be popular
a villain is put away for life
creepers coast to coast refuse to quit
a woman in D.C. drives into a sink hole
a city in Michigan drives into a sink hole
ash tumbles out of the clouds inland
20,000 acres burned up and away
they prayed for rain
plane crashes, another plane crashes
train crashes, he was on the phone
a brand new phone, people died
a white man travels 2,000 miles by wheelchair
to ask a black man for weed
a white man travels through his neighborhood
to murder a black boy
a local man is about to get a raise
for being a good listener