Sean sits down to ghost-write his daily blog articles, still shocked by the fact that he is capable in life to survive on money earned by writing a nonsense of paragraphs for people who have never met him.

The first assignment is 5 Things to Avoid Doing During a Job Interview. He begins to type out preliminary ideas:

1. Wearing a T-Shirt
     Interviewers expect a certain level of professionalism, including but not limited to shirts that have long sleeves and buttons from top to bottom.

2- Fidgeting
     Especially if the interviewer is taller than you.

3. Talking About Any Cat (Unless Interviewing at a Pet Store)
     In general, it seems to be a reliable rule of thumb that prospective employers do not have any interest in your thoughts, opinions, or anecdotes about cats. Not talking about any cats is a skill that will carry to success in many areas of life.

*holds down <-BACKSPACE key for several seconds*